I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
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