How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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