do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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