how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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