I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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