Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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