He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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