So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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