She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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