Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
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