We won't sleep together?
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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