Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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