She said her name was "party"
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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