It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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