morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
The struggles of a small town man whore
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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