bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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