Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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