There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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