needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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