Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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