You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I will be naked everywhere
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Randomize
