One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
sex in a hospital.. check
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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