She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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