you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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