Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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