Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
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