Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
mondays should just be called national damage control day
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
She needs sedatives and a leash
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
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