the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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