But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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