she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize