id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
this boner is exhausting
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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