Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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