She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
he just fucked me for my cheese.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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