Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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