i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
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