Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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