your room smells of hookers.
And success
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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