so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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