I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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