I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
As shirtless as possible
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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