Dual....:-)
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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