Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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