It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
birth control should be required to get into college
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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