Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
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