nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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