you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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