You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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