I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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