Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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