Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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