i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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