maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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