I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
He better not be in your backpack
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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